The Situation
Me: "Gaaaaaaaah!"
Wife: "What's wrong?"
Me: "My computer is running slow."
Wife: "That's not my fault."
Me: "I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the Situation."
Wife: "Well, he's an idiot."
Me: ...
Next Internet Meme Starring Popeye and Bacon: Replace every can of spinach with bacon in every old Popeye cartoon. Why not?

Next Internet Meme Starring Popeye and Bacon: Replace every can of spinach with bacon in every old Popeye cartoon. Why not?

“I have felt a terrible disturbance in the Internet… as if millions of women suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

“I have felt a terrible disturbance in the Internet… as if millions of women suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

But don’t get too excited about the prospect of buying a bottle of the MacBook Pro fragrance. The scent was created exclusively for the exhibition and will not be hitting retail shelves.”

I smell Kickstarter project in the near future.

Oakley is working on their own AR project to answer Google’s Project Glass. I can already see how their augmented reality is going to work.

Oakley is working on their own AR project to answer Google’s Project Glass. I can already see how their augmented reality is going to work.

“Alfred, hold my calls. I’m at the Coyotes game.” - Batman.

“Alfred, hold my calls. I’m at the Coyotes game.” - Batman.

Warning Men: Being a househusband just isn’t worth it. 

Warning Men: Being a househusband just isn’t worth it. 

Always love yourself… and be proud of yourself. I am!

Always love yourself… and be proud of yourself. I am!

The dangers of Project Glass we didn’t think of…

The day after Google revealed their new Augmented Reality (AR) glasses to the world, someone has already poked fun at the darker side of this new technology.

I laugh. But I am undeterred. Must… have… newest… gadget….

$4 per gallon was too much for my kid back in 2006 when he was a toddler. Now his dad is crying in 2012 because gas actually is $4 per gallon…